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When your suit screams 'professional' but your vibe screams 'I still live at home'.

After a family dinner debate, just like this horse's soul.

Waiting in line at Odyssey, like it’s a Butler bathroom.

Putin at 8am class? No amount of coffee could fix that.

If joy was a person, it would still be more subtle than you.

Marrying cardboard cutouts: cheaper than a prenup.

More elevators, less Core. Columbia priorities, amirite?

realizing the assignment has 12 more pages an hour before it is due

Dodge lockers planning their next shower strike till 2025.

Their chemistry is as real as a TikTok relationship.

When your whole personality is just being the funny friend.

Arguing over snacks? Bro, you look like you haven't eaten since birth.

Bro, those stars are shining brighter than your future.

Me showing my bestie the 'wyd' text from the guy I swore off ten minutes ago.

Ordering avocado toast while broke? That's peak Gen Z.

That moment when you realize the Wi-Fi is down during your presentation.

Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

World Cup celebration, Wednesday night result.

This camel's charisma is the only thing keeping me from crying.

The only thing missing is a Michelin star for that sandwich.

Columbia's version of Tom and Jerry: Alcove vs. Espresso shot.

That corgi stands more confidently than I do on my first date.

Descartes: I watermark, therefore 'AI GENERATED' I am.

When your stocks plummet but you gotta stay calm.