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I swear I had something important to say but my lips are frozen

Why you acting like the ball ain't just a glorified beanbag?

When your clueless colleague thinks you're a new employee: Sir, this isn't Squidward orientation!

Staring at stars while your texts collect dust, relatable!

When you realize your crush is actually a cat person.

That moment you realize the tree lighting was last week

Chill, we get it, pineapple on pizza is your only personality.

Trying to adult but still stuck in cat mode.

When your grade drops lower than a Millstein Green Chair seat.

When your crypto investment finally pays off.

Me dismissing Lion Fund coffee chats like they're beneath me

Serious face, but your thoughts are just toothpaste.

When you sell an AEPi ticket for double the price

You dressed like a party but brought a funeral energy.

Your life choices are as confused as your expression.

That umbrella's about as useful as a spoon in a knife fight.

Dressing as Superman won't save your spot on Hamilton’s elevator.

Obama's coolness is overshadowed by their ‘dad joke’ vibes.

Columbia students on Sidechat when freshmen refuse to wear masks

Congrats on being the world's fluffiest embarrassment.

The only thing more tragic than war is your dating stories.

When your professor makes you cry but hey, you passed!

Anime weddings: where the only green is Yotsuba.

This performance is hotter than my last relationship—at least it has flames!