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Is it a basketball game or a petty toy war?

me seeing the first "advises" and going blank

Online dating: like shopping, but all you get is junk.

Anime marriage: where your in-laws can't judge you.

When the influencer needs a fresh shot – "Rapunzel, let down your ring light!"

nah i’m not doing another round lmao

Me at the Broadway Sky Lounge waiting for fireworks that never came

That bow tie is the only classy thing in this town.

me showing up to the party with my ukulele apology ready just in case

When your crush finally notices you, but only because you're wearing a panda hat.