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Your dog looks like it just came from a wild rave, and you’re still in pajamas.

When your personality is as flat as a frozen fish.

You look like a meme waiting to happen, good luck with that.

Look at this yoga master, flop level 100.

Like waiting for Bacchanal: a little buzzed, not quite there yet.

When you realize this dog has more game than you.

When your GPA walks out of the Hamilton elevator.

When you try to save your Spotify playlist.

Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

Jesus reaching for the cross like it's a TikTok trend.

When you try to save the world but end up saving your music career instead.

When your friend is literally a recycled mistake.

When you realize you're late for your own Netflix binge.

found all the cheaters and my will to survive vanishes

POV: Me calculating my daily caffeine intake.

Out here looking like a furry overachiever in a group project.

When you peak in middle school with too many clubs.

Me when Butler turns into a social club instead of a library

Columbia College students when the Barnard debate starts again

When your only personality trait is being a fluffy goofball.

The lion does not vibe with this noodle disaster.

Passed out on the bathroom floor, just like half the people getting CU EMSed out of parties

Is this the presidential version of 'Dancing with the Stars'?

You thought you were getting a sidekick; meet the pun-derful distraction.