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This horse is living rent-free in your brain.

Bro, even the ball is judging you right now.

When the new AI software gets your job, but you're still winking at the irony.

The subject has a neutral expression and is making a peace sign, offering minimal emotional cues for a humorous caption. The context of a video call adds little to the emotional content.

Debating pineapple on pizza? Honey, you've got bigger problems.

Showing up to a storm like it's a TikTok dance challenge.

CS freshmen thinking Uris is the move

Waking up for an 8am as traumatizing as that Butler portrait.

Living proof that glasses don't fix personality.

I've been at Butler so long, I'm basically a chair.

When your vibe check fails harder than your last relationship.

You all need to chill; nobody's laughing at your dad jokes.

Hunny pot's #relatable: only joy in a Butler campout.

When you're the only one in the office who knows how to fix the printer.

Why is this bird more curious than my therapist?

Me watching my salad take flight at John Jay.

Bro thinks he's Aristotle, but has the depth of a kiddie pool.

St. John: The original overachieving Columbia TA.

The clown's just a cat's 'no thank you' in disguise.

Plato would call this the Form of infantile cleanliness.

A working water station at Dodge? We call that a myth.

When your cape is the only thing keeping your dignity afloat.

Trying to impress your boss while still collecting unemployment.

When your boss asks for overtime and you serve Krabby Patties with a side of existential dread.