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When you're more excited about snacks than the people.

Me when I'm shamed for using the Hamilton elevator

Are you here to give a speech or a TED Talk on cringey puns?

When you realize you're the main character... in a horror movie.

Columbia's gym mats: always there, never enough

Making awkward dinner plans? Just admit you both have no social life.

Plato would call this the whale's republic of clean illusions.

rent free in my brain payroll glitch era

Dog and chick duo giving major ick vibes.

When the only thing dramatic about you is your nap schedule.

When your boss's "open-door policy" feels like a revolving door of doom.

Me staring at Dodge Gym, wishing it was actually goated.

You call that resilience? I call it denial with a side of color.

That shirt's ready for a bungee jump, not a concert.

When you hit a high note but your panda hat steals the show.

This cat’s serving Columbia TA vibes—judging me while clueless.

Yoda contemplating why Ferris never runs out of strawberries.

That smile is just you hiding your cringe.

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Freshmen when accused of spreading the freshman flu

Timberlake's booking pic: discovering Hamilton's elevators won yet again.

Dude, your dog just got more air than you ever will.

me after realizing finals week is just crying in Butler and eating vending machine dinners

She’s heading for the door while you’re still on the stairs, tough luck!