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When your family reunion looks like a presidential roast.

When you're trying to explain NFTs to grandma and she just wants to know if she can eat it.

Craving John Jay sushi, receiving the blandest JJ's wrap instead.

When you hear 'Butler camping' and think 'free treats'.

Protesting Monday mornings like it's a full-time job.

me when attendance gets taken in a lecture I planned to skip

Plato would call this the Form of infantile cleanliness.

Shy smile ready for those Dodgy hydration stations.

Pretending I’m secure while searching her tagged pics, accidentally liking a post from 2018, send help hippo mode.

Hoping Recipe revives you more than the professor does.

When you realize the Earth is flat, like my jokes.

"Let's circle back" - the most dreaded words

Zoom calls can't handle this level of flop.

He laughs like a group chat found his receipts

When you realize you're the main character in life.

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That serious look? Your shirt just rolled its eyes.

When your boss says 'We’re like a family.'

That look says 'Can I get a new owner?'

Your expression says 'I've sold my joy for these oranges.'

me seeing the 'I never go out' friend at Amity Senior Night

When you realize your suit game is strong.

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