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When the WiFi's down, but your attitude's still buffering.

Dorm life: Mold enters your Core Curriculum, uninvited.

When you tell your barber "presidential standard, please."

Seniors when the freshman flu hits for the 5th time

Serving 'I'm here for the free snacks' vibes.

Flat-earther seeing a globe in a classroom: "The betrayal!"

The rainbow coat: ultimate swipe access flex.

You guys look like the rejected audition for a fish-themed sitcom.

When Lion Fund requires your sixth coffee chat this week

When you realize the orgo prof is lowkey a bot.

me when I realize the deadline was actually today, not next week

When your only competition is their unresolved trauma from 1859.

Your aesthetic is just sad cypress energy.

Flexing that fur like it’s hiding your low self-esteem.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.

Superman frolicking through Columbia's midterms like he’s invincible.

When your VC pitch is just Snoop's discography.

That stare says you're over group projects already.

You thought you were the main character, but you're just a toy.

When you realize your dance moves are just awkward flapping.

Why's he dribbling like he’s trying to dodge responsibilities?

When your nap game is stronger than your social game.

Pretending to understand crypto like: Mona Lisa smile.

Strawberry boba’s vibe: pure ragebait for the aesthetic.