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When the WiFi comes back and you're like, 'Finally, I can stream my sad life.'

Caught in a passionate embrace, but is that just her escape plan?

That grin says 'I peaked in high school'.

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John looks like he just Googled 'how to be iconic'.

You look like you wandered out of a history textbook... and forgot your pants.

closest i’ve been to a giggle: the deceased energy here

When you're Superman but your only power is making bad music.

When your fit is more ancient than your philosophy.

Finding a Milstein chair is harder than understanding Core text.

me pretending job rejection number 14 isn’t my new hobby

You’re out here pondering life while we’re just trying to survive Monday.

Pooh & Piglet hosting a secret CULPA meeting on the green.

Missed calls in a Hamilton elevator = true silent disco.

Columbia's real Core Curriculum: elevator patience 101.

Aristotle would classify this as useful, delightful, and paradoxical.

That couple's relationship is like bad Wi-Fi: no connection.

The face you make when someone asks if you're still working in politics.

This is how I wink at strangers to avoid social anxiety.

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Squad goals: one for every mood and hairstyle.

When boomers ask why you don't own a house yet.

Finding a hot guy at Columbia: Need x-ray goggles.

Romantic scenes 101: starring you as the awkward sidekick.