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Swapping lipstick tips near John Jay's quesadilla line.

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that’s me faking it on the group project after studying zero

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

Why stand when you can lay down like you're avoiding responsibilities?

Living your best life while the world crumbles—iconic.

Staring at a blank button in Hamilton. Classic semester vibe.

Realizing You Turned Liz's Croissant Into Core Credit.

When your professor says 'no extensions' right after giving a 10-page paper.

When your pet's drip outshines your human glow-up.

My boss: "Be serious." Me: "*becomes 18th-century aristocrat*"

If cringe were a currency, they'd be billionaires.

They treat a fictional quiz like Sartre treated existence.

That outfit screams 'I got lost on the way to a wedding.'

My schedule is full: naps, snacks, and existential stares.

Butler quiet-study complainants when someone whispers too loudly

You're like if LinkedIn was a person—painfully professional.

Congrats on being the world's fluffiest backup dancer.

Vincent: Painted the night sky, not my mental state.

When you realize your dog is the only one who gets your art history references.

You call that fashion? I've seen better in thrift stores.

When you find the last avocado at Whole Foods.

Trying to be quirky but ended up tragic.

When your dance moves scream 'I'm single and ready to mingle' but no one comes.