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You look like you lost a fight with a paintbrush.

That feeling when your WiFi finally connects.

Me dismissing Lion Fund coffee chats like they're beneath me

That grin’s just masking the existential dread, huh?

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Waitlists at Columbia: My GPA's favorite game.

Madonna's like, 'You can’t just borrow my holy vibes, John.'

Bro, this dog’s bunny ears got more aura than me.

You lounge like a sloth, but with worse life choices.

This pup spent more on hair products than you did on your outfit.

Trying to find a working water station in Dodge.

Arthur's glasses are clearer than my future.

When your dog solves the mystery of the missing snacks.

When FroSci moves the lecture online with cameras disabled I immediately lose it

Trying to look presidential, but you're just another boomer.

Someone said this was a good idea, so we believed them.

That pose screams 'I'm not even trying anymore.'

Lerner Hall: Where Escher left his blueprint behind.

When you dress like royalty but still can’t pay for your brunch.

Even this cheesecake has better layers than my startup.

Stoics approve: virtue, discipline, and very convincing arm definition.

You look like you’re auditioning for the role of 'Awkward' in life.

Friendly reminder: your humor is as stale as that backdrop.

When you think you're the main character but it's just a Zoom call.