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8AM classes: Columbia’s way of saying extinction isn’t so bad.

Dating/Relationships: 'When you pretend to like his favorite show.'

When your dog thinks he’s a guard dog but it's just a cat.

Hate midterms? Welcome to Butlers' round-the-clock-cryathon.

When your annoying colleague tries to be the "Great Communicator."

Trying to survive Monday morning meetings but forgot your coffee?

Waitlists: Columbia's test in patience and scheduling IQ.

Columbia's CULPA reviews: Snoop Dogg approved, probably not.

me showing my friend the TikTok that ruined my GPA

When your outfit screams 'business casual' but your vibe says 'who cares.'

If you raised your GPA like that fist, you'd be valedictorian.

Pretending you're fine when the WiFi cuts out mid-Netflix binge.

Me after trying to decode a John Jay Med diagnosis

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You call that a showdown? More like a date gone wrong.

You’re more grounded than this dog in mid-leap.

Me when the freshman flu hits like a truck

Just another ordinary day waiting for Hooda to move.

those eyes when columbia drops another surprise p-set deadline.

The only thing older than their suits is their dance moves.

That pose is like waiting for a job offer like... never.

Hello from JJ's at 3 a.m., when sleep's a myth.

That’s not relaxation, it’s a masterclass in being useless.

Entering the job interview like this dog: all charm, no substance.