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Students evacuated by the John Jay alarm realizing it's a drill

You look like a crayon exploded and no one asked for that.

When you're juggling social life but drop all the balls. Oof.

Looks like someone got their fashion advice from a toddler.

When you finally confront your toxic ex and they’re still convinced they’re the victim.

Trying to find seating in Butler during finals.

Your vibe is ‘awkward text over romantic night’.

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Why do you look like a rejected theme park mascot?

When NSOP introduces you to new lipstick shades.

This Woody got the ick from his own face.

When Spotify premium didn’t go through, and now he’s just cry me a river.

That horse is serving 'I can't even' energy.

John intro-ing baby Jesus to new crosses like SEAS intro'ing math.

You're like a cartoon character auditioning for a soap opera.

Those houses look like they skipped architecture class.

Overwhelmed by group projects? More like overwhelmed by your personality.

This monkey's chill game is stronger than your Wi-Fi.

Messy life hack: Just add purple-grey skies for instant drama.

I will smuggle coffee into Avery like it's contraband

This guy's ready to start a cult with that enthusiasm.

You look like the awkward third wheel in a rom-com.

Every time I try to sound wise in the cold, my glasses fog up and I forget what I was saying

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