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My brain cells uniting to send the 'we should def catch up soon!' text.

When Hamilton elevators and course registration join forces to ruin my day.

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When your karaoke skills are as exaggerated as your gestures.

When the drama is hotter than their headscarves.

Cat Staredown: Like Finding A Seat In Hewitt.

When you spot a flat-earther in the wild.

Too many suits, not enough personality.

That book he's holding? Bet it’s just a list of who’s been naughty.

Trying to dodge gym equipment like this snow kid's limbs.

You trying to meditate or just pass out in the sun?

When your dog’s Instagram followers are more than your entire friend group.

Me in Butler after hearing one more loud convo

My face when prof announces extra readings during Commencement Week 🏃‍♂️💨

You're one cravat away from a cartoon villain.

Hamilton elevators: a stand-up comedian’s worst enemy

Posers at the gym: lifting weights like they lift the mood - zero.

Millstein chairs witnessing another Columbia breakdown

How I feel after reading one finance book.

POV: You just found out avocado toast isn’t keto.

When you're vibing, but your friends are just noise.

When you’re a dachshund detective but still clueless about puppy love.

Bro's acting like he can dance better than your last Tinder date.

This outfit screams 'I thought it was a costume party.'