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Seniors when the freshman flu hits for the 5th time

Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

That outstretched pose is just begging for attention like you at family dinners.

You sip tea while judging neighbors? Can't tell if that's tea or shade.

Someone call the feds, this goose is a certified snoop.

Prepping for my TED Talk on 'Nuts'.

Chillin' like a villain, but no plot twist.

Posing like you’re on America's Next Top Model but look more like Tired Extras.

Dinosaur waiting for a John Jay quesadilla like...

Me in AP trying to survive brutal exams with my trauma-bonding partner.

You're like a tie that lost its clip: trying, but still a mess.

That moment you realize orgo final needs more luck than skill.

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Trying to look boujee but your owner forgot the treats.

When your startup pitch turns into a bug.

That dog stole the spotlight, unlike your last TikTok.

When your personality is more wrinkled than your skin.

Your enthusiasm's as misplaced as that guy’s camera focus.

Me trying to get out of bed for school.

Socrates would ask: 'Whose strength is this, really?'

You look like a meme that aged poorly.

When your fashion game's strong but your social skills are weak.

John’s just here for the snacks, honestly.

Y'all look like the poster kids for awkward family reunions.