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You wave like you're trying to summon a taxi... that never comes.

You two look like a discount version of a buddy cop duo.

Awkward hugs? More like 'please don't touch me' vibes.

When you dress better than your owner, and it shows.

When you realize college debt isn't a phase: "Still here, folks!"

So many fists, but still no one lifting weights!

Me when I'm shamed for using the Hamilton elevator

Honey, your curiosity is giving major nosy neighbor vibes.

Trying to smile through my anti-capitalist burnout like Reagan in a suit.

Guys, can we stop serving face for once?

was gonna work out but my bed mogged me again

Christ is out here judging your lunch choices like it's a reality show.

That monkey’s got better style than your last date.

The Hamilton elevator: the real villain of this college story.

When you realize Santa knows about your browser history.

nah I’m not doing that lol

You look like you give speeches about 'how to be cringe'.

Students at Lion Fund coffee-chats just trying to make it through

At least someone showed up.

This ceiling: your GPA after surviving Data Structures & Algorithms.

When the Wi-Fi reconnects after a blackout.

Avery bans drinks — I am theatrically done

When your outfit is fire but you're still a shadow.

High school drama club called—they want their auditions back.