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When the American flags are more interesting than your life story.

Every Barnard student post-Liz’s: is this a waitlist?

She’s serving ‘I got dressed for this mess’ realness.

When your vibe is majestic but your energy is sub-zero.

When John Jay's sushi actually tastes fresh.

That smile's older than my grandma's TikTok account.

Sometimes even the shadows need a day off.

When you try to look tough but end up a meme.

me holding my ukulele like it’s a shield against the toxic gossip train

Trying to find a working water station in Dodge. Endless quest.

The only punchline here is the fact you both thought this was cool.

Students hyping the AEPi party like it's Coachella

Trying to look serious but just vibing like a snack thief.

When your outfit says 'fun,' but your vibe screams 'help me.'

You're the reason 'quirky' is a warning label now.

Trying to catch feelings like it’s an Olympic sport, but only catching disappointment.

Caught napping? Nah, just practicing for the Olympics of laziness.

When you sell an AEPi ticket for double the price

"When your ex texts 'we need to talk'."

When the stars shine brighter than your future aspirations.

If politics were a Netflix show, you'd all be the canceled ones.

Shoes stickier than Hewitt's tilapia.

When you realize you peaked in middle school.

Me on slide duty while my partner calls the null hypothesis 'what we prove' during our 30% final