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When your vibes scream 'I peaked in high school'.

Students evacuated by the John Jay alarm realizing it's a drill

Barnard students reacting to the A+ grade rumor

Looks like a superhero who's never saved the day.

When you realize your WiFi is faster than theirs.

When I realize I spent $20 on Joe Coffee, I perform absurd budget triage

Realizing your NSOP friends are as elusive as showing up to class.

Columbia students en route to med services as alarm blares

This dog and midterms both defy gravity and my sanity.

Me enduring my 5th Lion Fund coffee chat this week

Dog's gazing at wine like Columbia students longing for PE credits.

Chill, grandpa, it’s just a TikTok dance, not a call to arms.

When you're flexing fashion but still a basic pup.

Why do you look like the poster child for regret?

Waitlisted for Core but never for nerves on Low Steps.

The professor watching you like the Hamilton elevators: unblinking.

Karens: "Excuse me, can I speak to the joke manager?"

Columbia parking my spirit like the gates closing in on me.

Standing there looking like human emojis—too much joy, not enough chill.

Freshmen during the freshman flu trying to stay awake in class

Bro, even a monkey knows how to avoid responsibilities better than you.

This convo is like a TikTok dance, pointless but entertaining.

Those glasses are for show, just like your personality.

When you realize your cat's social life is better than yours.