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Dancing like no one's watching, but everyone's judging.

When your crew is cuter than your personality, but still no fish.

That face when you realize the party’s a total flop.

Court-appointed therapist energy, but make it furry

Me pretending I'm fine after another 12-hour remote shift

Looks like he’s preparing for a meeting with his existential crisis.

The silence here is almost as loud as the hope.

That cat's waiting for its emotional support human to arrive.

This cat’s serving main character energy, but it’s a bot.

That pose is more dramatic than your existence.

Critics trying to find the logic in Lion Fund coffee chats

Snowman comforts me more than Furman Center ever could.

When your midterm’s a 'quiz' but it ate your soul.

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Seeing these two get along is rarer than a hot guy at Columbia in my best outfit.

Kierkegaard endorses the leap into cheerful bath-time faith.

When your coat is louder than your life choices.

Students evacuated by the John Jay alarm realizing it's a drill

That pose is giving 'I peaked in high school and now just vibe.'

Waiting for someone to come use me, like Butler study rooms.

Me when I'm shamed for using the Hamilton elevator

When Columbia men see Butler lawn on a sunny day.

Hydrating like it helps with your life choices.