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That miniskirt's shorter than my course waitlist, I'm offended.

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

Woody's face when someone mentions 'vegan leather'.

Trying to juggle life like it's a reality show, but you’re just the blooper reel.

Overreacting harder than my mom with free samples.

When your vibe check fails harder than George W.'s reading skills.

Look at this dude acting like he's the main character.

One’s yapping at Butler, other’s just clocked out.

FPESHSFJHS worse than my bugs, spilled coffee sigh

When you realize this squad is way too dedicated to the fish industry.

Columbia waitlists: students as excited as Corgis about treats.

Those houses called, they want their style back from the 1800s.

Boss vibes but dressed like a 1700s prom date.

You look like you're plotting the downfall of fun.

riding shotgun while they say 'trust me' and take the wrong exit

Hamilton Elevators: Like Trying Not to Blink First.

When your therapist says 'just smile more.'

Me when the ice cream truck saves my day for the 100th time

That orb is the only thing glowing here.

More colors than a toddler's art project gone wrong.

They’re more awkward than a first date with your aunt.

Bro, your hairstyle's got more personality than you.

Posing like it's Paris Fashion Week while dodging bullets?

When your dog is the only one living its best life while you struggle.