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Your outfit's a vibe check, and you failed miserably.

Waiting for Hamilton's elevator? Have another birthday.

That relaxation level screams unpaid bills.

Trying to act busy but your inner horse is tired.

Trying to explain NFTs to Boomers like...

Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

When you realize Bitcoin just crashed – again.

Me, anytime someone mentions 'blockchain'.

When your resume says 'can work under pressure' but you can't.

You're a whole mood, but like, the sad one.

Tour groups block the sidewalk and I am emotionally offline.

Competing for pizza like it's a Hunger Games audition.

Trying to steal the spotlight but just stealing our dignity.

Bro, you look like a walking holiday card gone wrong.

me frantically refreshing the Zoom chat when the professor mutes

Plato would approve—ideal form, realized in a flex.

A pep talk that somehow ended with everyone confused and hungry.

Waiting in Butler like the Hamilton elevator: eternally stuck.

Avoiding my midterm like dodging dodge’s non-working water stations

Laptop buffering like 'bro, even I have standards'.

That moment you realize your crush is just a hay bale.

“I call this one ‘Still Life with Regret and Mint.’”

Going to work like: 'Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.'

When your date looks romantic but their ex is lurking in the shadows like a nosy Karen.