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The Butler campout: pursuit of library prime real estate.

Trying to look busy while this cat's judging your life decisions.

Trying to adult? Your inner child just filed a lawsuit.

The only battle you’ve won is the one against your social skills.

Tom, standing like Barnard waiting for a Columbia man to leave QM’s chair!

Outfit's a vibe, too bad the person isn’t.

When your happy face clashes with your dumpster fire of a life.

He gestures like Sisyphus explaining his latest uphill hobby.

Cypress trees reaching for the stars, but still can't get on the guest list.

Me enduring my 5th Lion Fund coffee chat this week

When you realize your 'superhero' powers are just basic dog tricks.

Mid-yawn realization: CULPA ratings won't do this homework for me.

That regal outfit says 'I have power' but the socks say 'I give up.'

When you try to shine bright but flicker like a dying light bulb.

The only thing matching here is your lack of originality.

John Jay's strawberry shortage pales next to that Core Curriculum threat.

When your expressiveness says 'fun' but your moves scream 'awkward.'

When you're trying to pick a favorite child.

Nothing like locking eyes with the unknown above you to start your day

being loud won't make you right

You're like that dog who thinks they can drive the car.

When you ghost the party but leave a clue.

Why save the world when you can just drop another album?

Flat cap on a dog? That's peak 'I try too hard.'