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You jumped like you heard the ice cream truck but found kale instead.

Me realizing both Dodge Stairmasters are taken again

When you’re dressed for a funeral but the vibe is a roast.

Me, participating in anti-capitalist self-care: reparative budgeting over lattes.

Your storm survival skills are as useful as that umbrella.

Sidechat users when confessions about the panda girl vanish

Feeling Futter déjà vu on the core curriculum.

When your vibe is penguin-level happy but your life is still a mess.

When your cat is more dramatic than your last relationship.

When your anxiety hits harder than your skincare routine

Me and my best friend when the guy she brought starts explaining a podcast plot.

When you realize the bow tie is the best part of your life.

Freshmen during the freshman flu trying to stay awake in class

Sitting there like a throne of snacks, huh?

My paycheck is as empty as the field around the Peachoid.

Celebrating like you just cured world hunger, relax.

Expecting progress in Core like expecting ceiling repairs.

When you take 'playful' to a whole new level of annoying.

Why does your stance look like you’re trying to impress a crush?

Columbia students on Sidechat when freshmen refuse to wear masks

Trying to lift spirits but only lifting the last donut.

When the debate turns into a family game night.

Butler quiet-study complainants when someone whispers too loudly

John Jay quesadillas: Columbia's true test of inner strength.