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You’re smiling like you found Wi-Fi in the woods.

Trying to understand JJ's Place's idea of nutritional value.

When Columbia College students mock Barnard admissions

Look at this pup, jumping like it just got an A in math.

Trying to find a Milstein Green Chair like catching stage moments.

When your coworker tries to mansplain your own job to you.

me on Gradescope calculating exactly how many points to scrape a C- like it's a heist

Me trying to look interested during Zoom meetings.

Stars judging your life choices like, 'Girl, please.'

You're like this dog, all bark and no bite.

Even the penguins are confused by your fashion choices.

When you both forgot to do the group project.

This is the penguin version of trying too hard.

Bro’s sleeves are ready for liftoff, not a performance.

SpongeBob roasting my midterm flop at Columbia, I’m dying.

Me when the ice cream truck saves my day for the 100th time

When you dress like royalty but your personality says 'meh.'

Trying to look cute while being a hot mess.

Me when Butler turns into a social club instead of a library

When your charisma can't get you out of jail free.

Which is shorter: his skirt or the John Jay line?

Girl, you look like a Pinterest board that never got updated.

me when they said they were going to bed early then posted from Lerner Pub

When your group project leader is just a glorified slacker.