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oh to have one weekday where i don’t truly crashout

Laughing at work emails? Babe, you're just avoiding reality.

Braving dinner like you braved your fashion choices.

Congrats on bringing a spoon to a soup kitchen, genius.

Trying to rally the squad but they’re all busy 'protesting' with selfies.

Sly as a Minion, finessing free strawberries at Ferris.

Bouncing like you just saw your crush—get real, dude.

Students hyping the AEPi party like it's Coachella

When you’re over here adulting and this pug’s just vibin’.

When your crush is actually just recycled trash!

Peeking like you’re about to cause some drama, aren’t ya?

When you're trying to slay but end up looking like a grape.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.

You got a vibe check, but your outfit failed.

Is your enthusiasm a cry for help or just bad taste?

Me, when the waiter asks if I want dessert.

When you think you're serving looks but it's just leftovers.

When your crush stares, but you forgot how to blink.

8am in class, professor is still on first sip

Your friendship is as pointless as a penguin in the desert.

When your fashion sense is as outdated as your politics.

Your scream for activism just echoes in a selfie zone.

Rat: straight up finished, applying toColumbia swim team for clout

Snowman front yard fun beats Ferris strawberries, but just barely.