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Trying to find a working water station in Dodge Gym.

You look like an art project gone rogue.

The stairmasters watching students fight for them at Columbia.

Influencers be like: "Just peachy living my best life!"

That prince looks like he's auditioning for 'America's Got Magical Cringe.'

When your vibe checks fail harder than your jokes.

Dude, your dog just served you a style eviction.

Serious face, but your outfit says 'I'm just here for the snacks.'

Hamilton elevators better at emotional patience than advisors.

Finance bros: Seeing your crypto portfolio at 3 a.m.

When your suit screams 'I peak in boardrooms.'

When you dress like a glitter bomb exploded on you.

Dude, your shirt's so big it could host a podcast.

Venture Capitalists: "Invest in women's rights? What's the ROI?"

Sisyphus upgraded: chooses confidence over gravity.

Me watching my salad take flight at John Jay.

When you realize you're just as useless as this monkey.

When the prince is just a guy in a cape trying to impress his crush.

This face-off looks like a couple's Netflix showdown gone wrong.

Seeing charming yellow houses, still can't escape Dodge locker room smell.

Bro's pickup lines are almost as lame as his outfit.

Trying to impress your crush with those jump moves? Sorry, not a vibe!

When Hamilton elevator thinks it's running like the Core Curriculum!

Finding community now requires committee approval.