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These trees really said, 'Look at me, I'm a model!'

I'm bringing jail time back, them other boys don't know how to act.

Should've worn my cocktail dress like JJ's has salad unconv.

Stars competing in a TikTok dance-off, and you're just a lost follower.

When you realize your WiFi just crashed mid-exam.

He looks like he's auditioning for a drama series, not a goal celebration.

not even Surprised Pikachu was this unready for codefire

Looks like the soldiers chose nap time over war.

Showing up to class like it’s Coachella but you forgot the music.

When you flex your baton but can't even handle a chicken.

Chick-fil-A: Nietzsche's will to power, distilled into chicken.

Bro, even Jesus is questioning your life choices.

Butler's quiet floors after midnight: A true test of patience

Camus approves: this tiny absurdity demands a good rinse.

You look like you just found out your crush likes dogs more than you.

When you forget to charge your emotional support device.

When you watch Lion Fund hopefuls lining up for coffee chats

When your outfit screams 'fun', but your vibe says 'desperate'.

Realizing you'll never get off the waitlist for that easy A class.

That pose is giving 'I peaked in middle school'.

Columbia students on Sidechat when freshmen refuse to wear masks

When your friend is late and you're just vibing.

What it's like waiting for an 8am class in Butler.

You’re like a cartoon character trying to adult – but failing.