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When your vibe is 'happy' but your soul's 'existential crisis.'

Serious faces, trivial outcomes — modern Sisyphus pushing paper.

A dramatic performance? More like a cringe audition.

When the rug matches your trust fund vibe.

When you realize your avocado toast is $15.

now gaze upon when i’m asked to work a double shift

When your hair looks better than your resume.

You're smiling like you just found out I hate your favorite movie.

More over-the-top than your last Instagram post.

Water crashing like a midterm wave, endlessly relentless.

When your entire personality is just a poorly drawn cartoon character.

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Bro, did someone set your coffee on fire or what?

That tie is so loud, it’s drowning out your personality.

I swear the Wi-Fi cut out during my final presentation!

That suit screams 'I might still live with my mom.'

Me realizing Columbia's gates are still closed like it’s a medieval siege

That grin says, 'I did nothing all day, and I’m tired.'

You look like a study buddy who forgot the subject.

When you hop into work thinking you're the boss, but you're just a floof.

Meeting a hot Columbian on your worst laundry day.

When you try to evangelize but end up at happy hour.

When you realize the protest is more of a photoshoot for Instagram than an actual movement.

You look like you just lost a staring contest.