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This bird's side-eye could cancel your plans, fr.

When your parents ask about your plans and you just look like this.

When the waiter brings your food and it's wrong.

Online dating is just catfishing with extra steps. Swipe left for reality.

When your dance moves are as stiff as your personality.

When your colleague asks for help but you pretend to be busy.

When your coworker says 'we're like family' and you remember your family is dysfunctional.

This feels like an online debate meltdown in real life!

When you fake interest in family gossip like it's a Netflix show.

Me when club apps open and I realize I’m still a sophomore

When it's Presidents' Day and class happens, I theatrically seethe

When you try to be a snack and end up a whole buffet of chaos.

Hugging like they’re dodging John Jay dorm floods together.

The futility of searching for hot Columbia guys mid-cram session.

When John Jay food is 'art' and tastes like it.

A rainbow threw up on you, and you called it fashion.

Me trying to dissolve my problems: silky smooth but still cascading down.

Sidechat posters when Butler turns into Grand Central

Explaining to your professor why your mixtape is late.

That serious face says, 'I’m one bad decision away from disaster.'

Columbia students on Sidechat when freshmen refuse to wear masks

That umbrella is about as useful as a life jacket made of marshmallows.

You’re the reason they put 'Do Not Disturb' on tire sales.

That moment when your mom texts mid-exam.