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Trying to adult but still a rolling joke.

They've got more drama than a Netflix series!

When your love life's as empty as the road.

Why you look like you’re fighting over the last slice?

Bro, you look like a sad school mascot for a failed team.

That bow tie is giving 'I’m more cultured than you'.

Their romance looks like a bad rom-com plot twist.

me when someone says Barnard isn't Columbia

When you lose your phone while holding it: Mona Lisa level confusion.

That expression screams 'I do nothing, and I love it.'

Hoping for a TA’s mercy is my most touching Columbia love story.

me exploiting housing lottery timing to lock an EC room

When your friend steals your outfit idea, but also your soul.

You’re celebrating like you just found Wi-Fi in the woods.

When you try to be deep but you're just shallow AF.

Nerds arguing over superheroes? Sounds like a midlife crisis in the making.

Discovering the true meaning of Millstein green chairs' scarcity.

Kierkegaard would appreciate the dramatic pause before speaking

When the group chat's roast is hotter than your dating prospects.

Deep in thought about ghosting your crush, huh?

Wearing a scarf for protest, but it’s really hiding my social anxiety.

Darth Vader’s slower than Columbia's course registration.

Trying to impress someone, but we can see you, fam.

When your personality is as flat as this penguin's flippers.