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When the group chat turns into a meme fest while you're at work.

Your charisma is like WiFi—weak and always dropping out.

Bro's mogging everyone with that shocked gossip face, savage!

Your vibe is 'I eat catnip and spill tea.'

You’re like the last slice of pizza: nobody wants you.

Trying to find meaning in Core Curriculum like an AI bot.

Realizing you left your phone at home.

on mute hearing them confidently say the wrong numbers to the client

You look like you just heard the latest workplace gossip, and it's about you.

That hair is more washed than the Low Steps after a blizzard

Saturday means blending smoothies while skimming Dodge hours.

When my professor schedules class on Presidents' Day I stare into the void

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Students evacuated by the John Jay alarm realizing it's a drill

When your crush texts back and it's just 'k'.

You're like that camel: all fluff, no substance.

That couch is the only throne you deserve.

Realizing your cat has more fashion sense than you on your best day.

Sidechat posters when Butler turns into Grand Central

Columbia men in Millstein: furiously polishing their personality.

Existentialism: a smiling tub staring into the void of bubbles.

When you hit send on a risky text and immediately regret it.

Trying to shield yourself with that thing? Iconic fashion fail.

When the VC startup pitch is just vibes.