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When your outfit screams 'I hate my life' but your soul says 'treats!'

“This is what happens when you say ‘I’ll be there in five’ at Columbia”

When you try to adult but look like a leather handbag.

Me when Butler turns into a social club instead of a library

Columbia during midterms: Mustard gas, but academic version.

Y'all look like the live-action version of a cheap cartoon.

Capitalism called; it wants my wallet to feel empty too.

These penguins are more coordinated than your TikTok dance moves.

When you finally finish your startup pitch deck.

Finding a Butler seat is like a Columbia-sponsored escape room.

Explaining NFTs to Grandma like a pro.

That outfit says 'I peaked in kindergarten'.

Dude's got the 'I woke up like this' vibe down.

When adulting feels like slapping a chef hat on misery.

Walking past Hamilton elevators and realizing I'm more efficient.

That cat pulls off mismatched eyes better than you pull off adulting.

That face when you finally leave the family group chat.

You’re like a cat ignoring responsibilities; iconic, but sad.

Who gets the aux? I bet it’s the one with the least rhythm.

Hamilton elevators drafting diss tracks every time they stall.

That coat is the reason crayons have PTSD.

You're like a rabbit that took too many online classes.

Finance bro after 'investing' in crypto at the peak.

WiFi may connect, but your social life won’t.