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Trying to convince me to join their dance-off like I’m not already cringing.

Nietzschean bathtub: become what you bathe into.

Looking like a friendly ghost trying to haunt a sitcom.

When your bestie becomes your boss, and it's all downhill from here.

me at housing lottery refreshing like it's a natural disaster

Five presidents and not a single TikTok dance in sight.

You scream 'I'll adult tomorrow' louder than my Wi-Fi.

That moment when you realize your conversion therapy didn't work.

Trying to keep a straight face in a meeting when your life’s a mess.

Why work 9 to 5 when you can work 0 to 0?

When the dog is more dapper than the date you just ghosted.

opened the syllabus for reassurance, discovered five things due tonight

When the only thing funnier than your jokes is your entire existence.

Professor Cannon is the hype man we deserve.

That dog looks more excited than you on a Friday night!

Trying to unite for change but your dad just wants the Wi-Fi back.

Why does it feel like a Zoom meeting gone rogue?

When you’re so chill, even the sun’s jealous.

Finding a seat in Butler post-sundown? Good luck.

When your crush finally texts back, but it's just 'k'.

Me when club apps open and I realize I’m still a sophomore

Why does your vibe look like a failed kids' TV show?

Pondering life choices with a side of Krabby Patty?

This pup is cuter than your last five dates, sorry not sorry.