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Columbia elevators: slower than a baby Jesus learning to walk.

Barnard Financial Aid Office sending emails like they're winning an award

When you realize your Tinder date is a catfish.

Marching for rights but still can't find left swipe love.

You really showing up like you're auditioning for 'King of Cringe'.

Dodge Gym's water station: as empty as Borzoi's festive debut.

When your friend's joke is so bad, it needs an intervention.

That expression says 'I'm judging your haircut'.

Choosing between adulting or just vibing like this forever.

Nice penguin impressions, but your personality is still ice cold.

Your crush is just a meme... good luck with that!

Winnie the Pooh escaping midterms with a 'Hunny' pot.

You’re the reason ‘fun’ has an expiration date.

family catches me eating cereal straight from the box: finished

Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

Trying to look calm while your phone's on 2%.

Your outfit screams 'fashion icon' but whispers 'help me'.

Hoping the urinal has better lighting than Butler at 3am.

Trying to look cute while secretly plotting to steal snacks.

When the WiFi drops and you have to talk to your family.

Sisyphus would prefer this whale; at least the hill has foam.

You're the 'before' picture in a glow-up ad.