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Getting spotted like a Hamilton elevator button.

When you’re 90% businessman, 10% toothpaste marketing.

When your nerdy friend tries to Shakespeare-ify memes: cringe level 100.

Plot twist: You’re the punchline of their penguin comedy.

Those stars gossip about your fashion choices, not your personality.

You're the reason 'just vibing' should come with a warning.

When your personality is fluffier than your hair.

Millstein chairs: inviting naps since NSOP.

Her hair's flowing, but your charm is stuck in traffic.

When you look for stretch mats in Dodge Gym!

When you find out your paycheck is more like a suggestion than a reality.

When your group chat is called 'Peach Gang'.

Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

If clueless bosses had a mascot, it’d be this pic.

This cat’s giving off major 'why am I like this' vibes.

The crowd showed up for the sleeves, not the talent.

Those boulders look like my last two relationships

That look when you realize your boss might be a cat.

That look when a VC says 'unicorn'.

Bro, this cat’s screaming like it just saw Columbia’s tuition, no cap.

black ice ruined shoes and cold betrayal

When your worst enemy is the WiFi signal and not your existential dread.

Squidward’s culinary skills: as real as my dream job.

If grumpiness was a dish, you'd be Michelin-starred.