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Emperor Palpatine has the same energy as a lazy Hamilton elevator.

That smile says 'I'm just here for the vibes, not the work.'

Finding seats in Butler: Advanced level, no lifelines.

Columbia students en route to med services as alarm blares

Broke AF but still flexing? That's some next-level delusion.

That moment you peaked in the 5th grade.

it's giving midlife crisis but make it wool

When you hear Netflix is raising prices again.

Core Curriculum: Moldy's unexpected freebie.

"selection_score": 0.9,

Spray bottle hoarder when someone finally calls them out at Dodge.

Trading secrets? Please, your lives are an open book nobody wants to read.

Why does this pug have a better social life than me?

When you're trying to slay but just end up looking like a snack gone wrong.

You look like the lead in a 17th-century cosplay fail.

Y’all sharing stories like they’re not just recycled TikTok trends.

When the venture capitalist winks at your pitch.

When you’re a kid’s hero but can’t pay rent.

That ferret really said ‘I’m the main character’ not you.

Hamilton elevator when told "We'll be moving up shortly."

Texting 'I'm fine' while breaking down: mood.

Bro's just vibing like he pays rent here.

When your mom says, 'Go play outside.'

9 AM Hamilton elevator optimism in Corgi form.