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me processing the fact that my professor just assigned a surprise quiz

When activism meets your mom's dinner table debates.

The moment avocados go on sale.

Is this a late-night talk show or a snooze fest in disguise?

Trying to bless the haters but still low-key salty.

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

Finding a Butler seat: Choose your own adventure (impossible mode).

Serving looks like a king but acting like a jester.

When Gradescope finally posts a grade, I remember nothing from class

When you realize your life is just another cat meme.

When you wave hello but it looks more like a seizure.

This dog has more joy than you have friends.

Someone call the drama police, this man is off the charts!

Midterms at Columbia: The semester's Infinity War never ends.

You’re celebrating like you found a WiFi password.

Freshman in Carman after their first party: so this is what regret feels like

When you're trying to juggle life but drop all the carrots.

The moon’s gossiping, too bad you can’t hear it from down there.

Even Christ looks at your outfit like, 'Bruh, really?

That jump is still lower than your GPA.

When Lion Fund requires your sixth coffee chat this week

That monkey's got more chill than your entire personality.

That awkward moment we all pretend family dinners are fun.

More festive than Bacchanal, more resigned than Uris water fountain.