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Me waiting for my crush to text back: a corgi in its prime.

When you find free food but still get ghosted.

Looking like the human version of a mid-life crisis.

These suits scream 'We can't find the exit' at a party.

When your outfit screams 'party' but it's Monday morning at work.

Mid-leap but still less dramatic than your love life.

When the only thing thicker than your accents is the awkwardness.

Kinda like waiting for the Hamil-ton elevator, but with wine.

This pug got invited to more parties than you ever will.

Me realizing the dryer turned my clothes into smoke

her emails probably have a bibliography formatted in apa

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You ever just try to talk and the wind slaps you mid-sentence?

When your vibe is 'we're cool' but your outfits scream 'thrift store chic'!

When you're dressed for Halloween in a regular Tuesday.

Columbia elevators: Test your luck, spare a prayer.

When your life's a mess but at least your pose is on point.

Dramatic? Nah, just like you at family gatherings.

When you smile through the family drama.

You look like a walking, talking trust fund with a side of dad jokes.

Realizing you've been sending voice notes to your crush instead of your bestie, but it's too late to turn back now.

That dog's face screams 'I just ate your sandwich.'

That yawn says, 'I’d rather be grazing than listening to you.'

me waiting forever for the only stairmaster