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Watching the Uris water station vanish like NSOP friends.

Bro's just waiting for his DMs to blow up.

me after my two-hour social battery expires mid crowd

Hope for 'NBA Superstar' still stuck on Columbia waitlist.

That dog’s ready to take on the world—or at least the treat aisle.

When you dress like a TikTok filter and forget your real face.

That monkey's more relaxed than my mental state on a Monday.

You look like you snuck snacks into adulthood.

When CULPA reviews go horribly wrong, it’s a Butler camping disaster.

Snoop looking for a water station in Dodge.

These guys should stick to politics, not picking songs.

Congrats on being the human embodiment of a sugar rush.

That face you make when someone calls you 'brave' for posting a makeup-free selfie.

8 AM lectures are as unforgiving as the Hamilton waitlist.

When you're the only one dressed for the holiday party: awkward.

Me bedrotting in my new dorm like it's a medical emergency

You look like you just lost a bet in this outfit.

When your suit says ‘I mean business’ but your hair says ‘I just woke up.’

My GPA, but make it the dodge locker rooms.

When your boss calls you into the office for another ‘chat’.

Core Curriculum: where broad learning means waiting for your major.

You’re that one house that got fully ghosted by the stars.

When you protest so hard, even your eyeliner takes a stand.

That’s not a cat, that’s a furry potato with dreams.