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Why do they look like a meme convention?

Quest for quesadillas in John Jay: Not for the faint of heart.

Bro's so extra, he probably still uses a flip phone.

When your side hustle is your only hustle: welcome to capitalism, baby!

Your meme collection is the only thing less impressive than your dating life.

This is what happens when you try to save your spot in Butler for 48 hours straight.

That grin says 'I definitely send memes to my boss.'

Jumping higher than your GPA after finals week.

When your boss says "team meeting" and BTS walks in.

That horse is just one missed snack away from a meltdown.

When Hamilton elevators decide to be functional on a Monday.

When your blind date turns out to be an aardvark mascot with an eye problem.

He blesses you but even he knows you need more than faith.

If awesome was a forecast, this would be 110% chance of drama.

That smile says, 'I know your secrets, but I'm not spilling.'

When your WiFi drops in the middle of a game.

When your flags wave but your personality doesn’t.

Explaining memes like Shakespeare? You’re the real comedy tragedy.

Me pretending to care during a Zoom call.

Columbia students en route to med services as alarm blares

When your cat's side-eye is more effective than therapy.

When Joe sells 'one cup', I bring a refillable jug and smile