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When you care more about snacks than actual change.

Trying to vibe with the wrong crowd is your specialty.

When your dance instructor says 'freestyle' and you panic.

Gordon Ramsay would cry if he saw this.

When your crush finally likes your Insta post.

You look like you lost a fight with the color wheel.

The face you make when someone steals your meme.

Prof speaking: Columbia CS courses, where hope goes to die.

This is what happens when the ghosting gets serious.

Jesus ready to save the world while John’s plotting pranks.

The clown's just trying to have fun while the cat's serving looks.

When your charm is just as fake as your designer bag.

Tech bro seeing the new iPhone spec sheet.

When Butler lawn calls, but the gates say 'No.'

When your dog dresses better for work than you do.

The face you make when someone at the protest suggests an after-party at their house but you don’t want to be the one to remind them about COVID restrictions.

When they schedule a 7 p.m. exam, I accept my tragic fate

Wishing for Dodge water stations like it's a Spring Break.

When you try to be sarcastic, but it comes off as mean.

That expression says 'I definitely know what you did last summer.'

When you smile like you just got away with something... illegal.

Me realizing Columbia's gates are still closed like it’s a medieval siege

That camel's ready for a safari; you're just lost in life.

Trying to understand Bitcoin like it’s not magic.