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If only their outfits were as polished as their policies.

When the influencer loses followers after a bad joke.

Monday called, it wants your spirit back.

Jesus is ready to save the world, John just wants snacks.

Navigating Hamilton elevators: Visually impaired leading the equally lost.

That expression says 'I’m lost and need directions to cool.'

When your outfit screams 'I just woke up' but you're on stage.

not even trash cans hold my regrets like i do rn

Dorm mold: Columbia's take on organic chemistry labs.

When mom sees your credit card statement.

You're like a TikTok philosopher but without the views.

Waiting for hot Columbia guys to show up like chess pieces.

Me in Butler after hearing one more loud convo

Barnard points attempting relevance outside Barnard like, "What?"

When you realize the flag has more stars than you do.

When the vibes scream 'family reunion' but the drama is 'Game of Thrones'.

I go fully unhinged at the midnight primal scream ritual

Lecture moves to Zoom with cameras off and I lose it

Bro's got the 'I just Googled my life choices' vibe.

Critics trying to find the logic in Lion Fund coffee chats

At this point, the only thing more dramatic is your group chat.

Navigating Columbia: like a Butler seat at finals week.

When you think you're the main character, but it's just the cat.

This squad’s vibe screams 'desperate for attention.'