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exam went great our bathroom does therapy walks apparently

You think you're cute, but your roommate just snickers.

Critics trying to find the logic in Lion Fund coffee chats

When your Tinder date mentions astrology: *Peach emoji*

These suits scream ‘I peaked in high school’.

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Butler's double punishment: no study spots, no will to live.

Trying to impress your crush, but you just look like a walking piñata.

When you realize adulthood is just paying bills and yawning.

Trying to look cool but failing like a TikTok dance.

When the only thing more outdated than your tie is your humor.

When you realize your jokes land as well as that statue's wit.

Core Curriculum and dodging discussions like it's a sport

Me when I'm shamed for using the Hamilton elevator

Couple loves each other more than you love your WiFi signal.

When you finally win the argument with your girlfriend.

Serving food with a side of existential dread, huh?

The only thing more tragic than that clown is your taste in friends.

That ensemble screams 'I definitely lost a bet.'

When you try to juggle life but drop all your carrots

When midterm sleep becomes optional I declare crisis math and pivot to survival

Can’t tell if it's napping or judging you.

Sir, you’re not ready for that dance-off; stick to sitting.

That cat's waiting for validation, but good luck with that.