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Butler is across campus, so unfortunately I'll need to cancel my 5-page essay.

Just your average monkey, contemplating its 401k on a Monday.

The only action here is your lack of charisma.

You’re like a meme but not even funny.

When the dog has more charisma than your last date.

Tech bros at a conference after one too many espressos.

Main character energy? Nah, static background energy

When you realize explaining memes is the real horror show.

When you feel like a superhero but realize you're still in a Disney movie.

Looks like my GPA, wearing a blue turtleneck to dodge life.

Aromas of despair with a splash of spilled ambition

That face when you pretend to care about politics. Yawn.

Me after realizing my Summer Session A exam wasn't as great as I thought.

Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

That village looks like it’s auditioning for a reality show: "Survivor: Architectural Edition."

When your colleague takes credit for your idea and you plot their downfall.

Who knew the White House had a dress code for cringe?

Dude's suit is nice, but his vibe says 'I’m trying too hard.'

That smile? A classic case of ghosted and still thriving.

Nothing says ‘party dorm’ like a perfectly arranged product display.

When your startup is actually a front for vibes.

Overheard in Butler: "The Force can't find me a spot either."

Barnard's traffic: green chairs claiming their territory again.

This cat is living rent-free in your mind and life.