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Hamilton elevator is faster than this horse's confession.

When you realize adulting means a life of yawns.

JJ's sushi special, brought to you by despair.

Bold lipstick can't hide the fact that you're a chaos magnet.

When your hair says 'quarantine chic' but your face says 'lawyer up'.

When you're trying to look cute but just look exhausted.

That outfit is more confused than my love life.

When your confidence walks in, but your common sense stays outside.

Me in Butler after hearing one more loud convo

When you're trying to impress the boomers at Thanksgiving.

When Hamilton elevators test personal growth more than Core Curriculum.

Chillin' on the road like I'm waiting for my startup to take off.

Dude, stop gesturing like you’re auditioning for a soap opera.

Even the stars are judging your dating life from up there.

When you realize Monday is tomorrow, and so is your existential dread.

Me realizing Columbia's gates are still closed like it’s a medieval siege

Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

Camouflaging in Butler, trying not to be seen by Science Poke.

You look like you’re about to drop the hottest mixtape of regrets.

When you realize NSOP friends are a one-week lease.

Messy room? More like your personal horror movie set.

When John Jay sushi meets unexpected elegance.

Bro, stop dribbling and start adulting!

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia