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When Hamilton's elevator is finally reliable, it's Bacchanal season.

When your vibe checks harder than your grades.

That dog has more friends than you'll ever have, no cap.

Trying to fit in with the cool kids is like you in a dad bod.

Me realizing I forgot to buy St. Anthony Hall tickets.

Influencer dog caught mid-leap for perfect selfie.

Move-in day hits different when you’re flat on the bathroom floor, surrounded by boxes, texting ‘send help.’

When your outfit screams royalty, but your vibe is ‘what’s TikTok?’

When you're trying to be classy but your face says 'what is life?'

A Columbia hot guy emerges—only on day I skipped the gym.

When you realize TikTok is not a dance competition, and you're just out here yelling.

When you realize your life is a tragic comedy.

That moment you realize no one signed up for this circus.

Realizing your TA grades like they're the gatekeeper of GPA.

The only reason you’re smiling is your dog thinks you're food.

Waving like you just saw your crush, but it's just the pizza delivery guy.

Midterms: the endless Columbia loop of doom.

Congrats on auditioning for the role of ‘Background Penguin’!

Me watching my groupmate confidently present the wrong dataset on slide 1 of our 30% final

Realizing the weekend is over and it's Monday's doghouse again.

Spotting working Butler outlets is like seeing Jackson without a cap.

That tie is trying way too hard, buddy.

Caught between a midlife crisis and a pizza debate.

When you realize your dream job is a lie.