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Green boba staring like it’s judging my Barnard dining flex.

My student loans watching me like BTS stans.

Dancing through life like nobody's watching.

Hamilton elevators: The high risk high reward of campus travel.

The Millstein chairs of CULPA's review section—everyone wants a spot.

me at Avery enforcing a strict no-drinks rule, absolutely not

When your entire existence is just a nap and a yawn.

When you're the designated 'funny friend' and it's not funny anymore.

Trying to explain memes to someone who says "What's a meme?"

Stars judging your life choices like they're the fashion police on Instagram.

Columbia students on Sidechat when freshmen refuse to wear masks

Squirrels: committed to collecting snacks, unlike after NSOP friendships.

Why do you look like you’re judging life from a timeout corner?

me: the anti-AI friend handing in an essay composed entirely of em dashes

When your roommate walks in at 2:13 am during take 27 of my apology voice memo

Why are we arguing over lunch when we're literally in a war?

When your date says 'I'm not really into cats.'

Your vibe is giving 'I’ve ghosted my plans again.'

When you kneel like that, I hope it’s for a raise.

Is that a fashion statement or a cry for help?

You look like a pride parade threw up on you.

Y'all look like a Starbucks menu of bad decisions.

When you dress like a cartoon but forgot the personality.

When you're trying to be boujee but just look confused.