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This is what happens when clown college drops out.

I scream internally when my schedule shows a class on Presidents' Day

String theorist finding the missing equation.

Pug's glasses are the only thing hiding its shame.

You're the reason why 'lounge' was invented.

Missing CULPA's gold nugget discussions more than Liz's croissants.

John’s expression screams 'I just ghosted my crush.'

Moon: "When you accidentally open the front camera."

This dog could get more attention than your haircut.

Me realizing Columbia's gates are still closed like it’s a medieval siege

When you show up to brunch but forgot your friends.

You guys look like a TikTok dance tutorial gone wrong.

Y'all look like the world's fluffiest meme review panel.

Why do you all look like you just left a cult meeting?

can’t i have a self care breakdown without getting roasted

When you realize adulting sucks but you still pretend to care.

Meowtivational speaker, but all it does is complain.

When your WiFi goes down mid-Zoom call.

You're like a walking meme without the punchline.

When you realize Bitcoin isn't real money.

They interrogate quiz results with Socratic seriousness.

Looking like the world's least exciting TikTok dance challenge.

The dog version of a Barnard student's chocolate croissant study session.

Water bottles stacked higher than a Butler study tower.