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Icelandic waterfalls got the same drama as a Columbia finals week.

me giving my annual TED Talk on why snowball fights should be a core requirement

Why do they look happier than your last five birthdays?

Wearing a colorful shawl to a shipwreck? Talk about misplaced priorities!

That couple clearly needs a better Wi-Fi connection.

bro i swear i only had like two drinks and now i’m on the bathroom floor next to a trash can

me when i finally sit down and remember i have laundry to do

Me in Butler after hearing one more loud convo

Navigating CU courses: waitlist, repeat. It's a sport.

That moment you realize you're not bringing 'SexyBack' to the DMV.

When the flat-earther sees a globe.

When your skincare routine is your religion.

"register": "in_scene",

Bro’s got main character energy, I’m just chopped cheese.

Everyone here is pretending not to notice the obvious.

me waiting for the Dodge stairmaster and slowly dying inside

Waiting for elevators? Nah, just waiting for Prof. Mona Lisa.

When you act cool but you know you’re flunking.

My bestie loudly announcing I'm 'doing SO well' the second he walks into the party.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'

You’re the reason Santa has a naughty list.

When the only thing holding you together is that baton.

Being more elusive than a working Butler water fountain.

When you're trying to save the day but bring snacks instead.