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me waiting for attendance in silent dread

Influencers meeting when the ring light turns off.

Me bedrotting in my new dorm like it's a medical emergency

When you’re the plot twist nobody asked for.

Looking like a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong.

It’s giving ‘I camp out in Butler and destroy everything.’

That pup's got more game than you on Tinder.

When your vibe screams philosopher but your outfit says 'lost in the clearance section.'

That umbrella's got more hope than you do.

Columbia's administration declaring another task force like it's a royal decree

Why does the clown look like it just bombed a stand-up set?

When the algorithm ditches your influencer career.

When you remember your phone's on silent and you panic.

If confidence was currency, you'd be broke.

John pondering life choices like he forgot his homework.

That awkward moment when your vibe check fails hard.

Seniors when the freshman flu hits for the 5th time

My face when they say 'it's just a phase.'

Columbia students on Sidechat when freshmen refuse to wear masks

Serious face but couldn't handle a Zoom call.

When Hooda moves, you know class status has changed.

That horse's expression says it all: confused about your choices.

POV: Monday morning and your bed hair is iconic.

When you think you're funny but you're really just a dad joke.